The Great Gatsby is fucking boring. The only reason it’s your favorite book is either because they just made a movie or it’s the only book you’ve ever read.
Dude’s like “uhhh I really like this girl but instead of using my wealth to contact her I’m going to throw elaborate parties in my fucking mansion and hope she comes to one.”
and honey ham.
I really have to poop but I don’t wan to get off of tumb—-
Well, I don’t have to poop any more…
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